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Breast enlargement from a ringtone? +
Meet Hideto Tomabechi. He is a cognative scientist that studies the mind and artificial intellegence. In his spare time, he’s an avid music fan, and is a member of a rock band. How does one combine these seemingly opposite passions? By creating a mobile ringtone that tricks the mind into making a female’s bust size increase of course.
Dr. Tomabechi created a ringone called “Rock Melon” that he claims will increase the breast size due to subliminal messages. The ringtone is based upon a crying baby and when listened to for 20 times a day for about 10 times a day, a female’s bust will grow by at least 2cm. What does he want to use his research for? Making people fall in-love at first sight, improving memory, incouraging hair growth, and fighting terrorism.
Makes sense doesn’t it? I thought so too. Let’s let Dr Tomabechi explain in detail:
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February 19th, 2009 at 9:58 am
SCIENCE AT WORK!!!
February 23rd, 2009 at 6:00 am
Now that’s AI at its best. If his objectives are trying to make people fall in-love at first sight, improving memory, encouraging hair growth, and fighting terrorism(
??). Then we have a second generation scientist here. Thanks for sharing. Much appreciated!!
February 23rd, 2009 at 11:01 am
Bizarre. I wonder if this really works..
It’s quite freaky how he talks about “deprogramming” the terrorists…and fall in love at first sight?! Sounds dangerous. :S
February 28th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
I think this is for people with the same mentality that would buy a comemorative plate set.
The question is, does it work? Probably not.
Does it make money? For sure!
And we will continue to see stuff like this on the market until the end of time.
March 4th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Typo.
“listened to for 20 times a day for about 10 times a day” should be “listened to for 20 times a day for about 10 times a week” or month or something.
March 4th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Also, it’s spelled “cognitive”, not “cognative”.
March 22nd, 2009 at 12:34 pm
“improving memory”
DAMN! I need that! xD
But…does it have a side effect? O_o
It’d be bad if it does. :’/
March 26th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Sounds like a great way to get chicks
March 27th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
I wonder if that is why all the mid-wives that I have met and know have large breast, listening to babies crying on shift??
and by the way
”listening 20 times a day for ten days ” is correct, I dont understand why you thought this was an error Junku… ??
August 17th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Really hope it works…!
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September 1st, 2009 at 11:23 pm
I wonder whether he has ring tones that do what is needed for guys
September 1st, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Wonder he has a ring tone for guys to help get bigger
September 9th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Wow! That is both amazing and scary - the thought of getting bigger breasts from a ringtone seems too good to be true. This guy could find himself getting seriously rich if he can get this to work for different things!
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:05 am
Lawl