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Breast enlargement from a ringtone? +
Meet Hideto Tomabechi. He is a cognative scientist that studies the mind and artificial intellegence. In his spare time, he’s an avid music fan, and is a member of a rock band. How does one combine these seemingly opposite passions? By creating a mobile ringtone that tricks the mind into making a female’s bust size increase of course.
Dr. Tomabechi created a ringone called “Rock Melon” that he claims will increase the breast size due to subliminal messages. The ringtone is based upon a crying baby and when listened to for 20 times a day for about 10 times a day, a female’s bust will grow by at least 2cm. What does he want to use his research for? Making people fall in-love at first sight, improving memory, incouraging hair growth, and fighting terrorism.
Makes sense doesn’t it? I thought so too. Let’s let Dr Tomabechi explain in detail:
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February 19th, 2009 at 9:58 am
SCIENCE AT WORK!!!
February 23rd, 2009 at 6:00 am
Now that’s AI at its best. If his objectives are trying to make people fall in-love at first sight, improving memory, encouraging hair growth, and fighting terrorism(
??). Then we have a second generation scientist here. Thanks for sharing. Much appreciated!!
February 23rd, 2009 at 11:01 am
Bizarre. I wonder if this really works..
It’s quite freaky how he talks about “deprogramming” the terrorists…and fall in love at first sight?! Sounds dangerous. :S
February 28th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
I think this is for people with the same mentality that would buy a comemorative plate set.
The question is, does it work? Probably not.
Does it make money? For sure!
And we will continue to see stuff like this on the market until the end of time.
March 4th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Typo.
“listened to for 20 times a day for about 10 times a day” should be “listened to for 20 times a day for about 10 times a week” or month or something.
March 4th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Also, it’s spelled “cognitive”, not “cognative”.
March 22nd, 2009 at 12:34 pm
“improving memory”
DAMN! I need that! xD
But…does it have a side effect? O_o
It’d be bad if it does. :’/
March 26th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Sounds like a great way to get chicks
March 27th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
I wonder if that is why all the mid-wives that I have met and know have large breast, listening to babies crying on shift??
and by the way
”listening 20 times a day for ten days ” is correct, I dont understand why you thought this was an error Junku… ??
August 17th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Really hope it works…!
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September 1st, 2009 at 11:23 pm
I wonder whether he has ring tones that do what is needed for guys
September 1st, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Wonder he has a ring tone for guys to help get bigger
September 9th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Wow! That is both amazing and scary - the thought of getting bigger breasts from a ringtone seems too good to be true. This guy could find himself getting seriously rich if he can get this to work for different things!
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:05 am
Lawl
January 4th, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Huh..Getting bigger breasts from a ringtone? is that even possible? i would love to see this in action.
January 7th, 2010 at 3:49 am
Is there such a thing or r u just jerking our chains just like the Government ‘BS’ X-mas bomber from Yeman????
January 7th, 2010 at 12:47 pm
do you have to listen to it on a phone? or would it work if you just download it to your computer and isten from there?
January 15th, 2010 at 4:30 am
If you’re a girl wanting bigger breasts, why wouldn’t you try it? I don’t think he’s charging for the ringtone.
February 3rd, 2010 at 6:13 pm
Where can you get the ringtone? Anyone know? (:
February 7th, 2010 at 3:07 pm
yes !!! , it works and i have the site, i tried, it , i mean seriously what do u have to lose?, i got 4 instead of the recommended 2 that he thought women would get, heres the site that has the ringtone, http://abmp3.com/download/1778036-breast-enhancing-ringtone.html i listened to it with headfones and just really try and relax and let go of everything like really concentrate on the music, i mean i dont think its that serious but i took this serious, cuz i really wanted to see if it would work and it did & now im happy cuz i dont have to waste 7000 to get a boob job cuz i just wanted to be a teeny bit bigger & i tried the stupid easy curve bar and excersizes, so yea like i said try it what do u have to lose? if anything hit me up my AIM screen name is >Kako koritsi187
February 7th, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Just type in the 3 letters it tell you and then the player will be there , scroll down , ur gunna see a thing pop up once u type the 3 letters its gunna ask to download it, i tried downloading it but it gave my problems, u can just scroll down and right underneath it is the music player with the ringtone, so just scroll down and listen to it
February 28th, 2010 at 8:23 am
Its completely japanese-y and awesome in a weird way.
Does it work on men?- just curious. LoL!
March 11th, 2010 at 6:47 pm
mmm may be I can get this for my wife? LOL
April 13th, 2010 at 4:29 pm
Kako koritsi ontws doulevei? :P
May 11th, 2010 at 3:27 am
Very nice site, good information, keep up the good work.
August 11th, 2010 at 10:55 pm
breast enhancement is very popular these days as more women gets obsessed with large boobs;-”