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    Madonna is a Japanese warrioress +

    Is Madonna Japanese?Madonna… Japanese? Well that’s what she says. Madonna revealed that she was a “Japanese warrioress” in a previous lifetime. I guess stranger things have come out of Madonna’s mouth. This is just weeks after her very public divorce of Guy Richie. I wonder if this is ment to be a statement to Guy about the terms of their divorce. Maddona says,

    I must have been Japanese in a previous life. I’m pretty sure I was a
    warrioress. I can’t explain it, I just know. I’m good at fighting –
    fighting with a big sword.

    AZ Central reports that there may be a big custody battle between Madonna and Guy. This could be her signal that she’s willing to fight for what is hers. But why did she have to bring Japan into this?

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    14 Responses to “Madonna is a Japanese warrioress”

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      billywestNo Gravatar Says:

      No surprise here. Madonna has always been known as a kooky character. Just because she’s in her 50s now doesn’t mean she’s matured any since the Sean Penn days.

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      Kan TetsujiNo Gravatar Says:

      Ms Ciccone has certainly sunk in the deep end of the delusion pool this time. Someone should make sure takes her meds. Guess she found Kabbalah (mystical Judaism) too much for her limited intellect. I would like to ask her one question. Of which Japanese “warrioress” is she a reincarnation? Besides Kiso Tome Gozen, there weren’t that many women who were adept enough in bujutsu to take to the field. The question takes nothing away from my female ancestors who suffered stoicly, were loyal unto death, and who, unlike Ms Ciconne, did not have bother the rest of the world by announcing their delusional fantasies. As Otake Risuke (training headmaster, Tenshin Shoden Katori Shinto Ryu) said, gender physiology prevents a woman from being able to perform in armor on the same level as a man.

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      Bob BobbersonNo Gravatar Says:

      Her mention of Japan is no more weird than your obsession with it, weeaboos.

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      swt2007No Gravatar Says:

      She is a hot warrior woman

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      OomiNo Gravatar Says:

      Yeah, nothing like an Italian ‘Warrioress’. Madonna needs a hamburger and a rocking chair.

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      MR. ALNo Gravatar Says:

      What an delusional arse! She must have watched SAYURI nodded off in her S and M rocking chair and awakened a Japanese warrioress. Perhaps it’s the Hormone Replacement Therapy thats affecting her brain?

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      MR. ALNo Gravatar Says:

      “Hot”!? I hope you mean Hot flashes! The hormone replacement therapy must be affecting her brain. She’s watched Sayuri one too many times, presumably

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      Frenchie in JapanNo Gravatar Says:

      Hehe, she doesn’t look to be such a bad warrior ;)

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      GaryNo Gravatar Says:

      So sad when they get old and no one cares anymore. Now she has to spout off this crap hoping someone buys into it. Some people just don’t know when to quite and go away.

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      SharonNo Gravatar Says:

      hmmmm…were there actually women warriors in Japan ever? Wasn’t that a very male dominant role? Guess she is tryiing to reinvent herself, but kind of making a fool too :) Sharon

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      C GudnasonNo Gravatar Says:

      WOW?! Thank you Maddona. Looks like somebody has been dipped in crazy sauce.

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      freedomwvNo Gravatar Says:

      She is a wild gal for sure. She does look good in that warrior outfit.

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      DiggerNo Gravatar Says:

      I hope she’s kidding. But I kind of doubt it.

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      DiggerNo Gravatar Says:

      Oh yeah–didn’t female Japanese warriors use naginata more often than swords?

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