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Japanese Ministry’s Child Army +

Okiro - Japanese Alarm Clock

Does the Japanese Ministry of Education have a secret plot to turn young Japanese children into hordes of super-hero clones that mindlessly following commands from power hungry commanders? It seems so.

Japanese toy company People has partnered with the Japanese Ministry to create a new alarm clock aimed at kodomo-tachi. It’s called, Okiro! Asa Ichiban Taiyou Senshi - Charenjaa Kitto (Wake up! First Sun Warror of the Morning - Challenger Kit).

Okiro Alarm Clock Kit

The kit comes with an eye shield, helmet, mission cards, magic amulet, and a 27 day commander program. When the alarm wakes the child up at 6am, it tells the child to put the helmet on, and push the “Roger” button. It then tells the child to count to ten in five different languages, then the child is ready to start the day.

With a company who’s name is People, it shouldn’t be hard to imagine the people controlling desire that motivates their toy creations. International monitoring should be well underway to prevent the child revolution. Via Gizmodo.

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4 Responses to “Japanese Ministry’s Child Army”

  1. [...] seems to love unique ways to wake up in the morning. You may remember the Japanese Ministry’s children army training clock that I wrote about before. For those of you secret agents out there, this is the ultimate training [...]

  2. Do they have somewhere you could read what the cards say? I’d kind of like to know what they say. XD

  3. [...] when he was in Vietnam? Let him wake up to this alarm clock from Toyo Trading. Like other unique alarm clocks from Japan, this one will shoot off its spinning propeller, and bombards the sleeping victim with [...]

  4. thats just nice for my little brother

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