trip

Im off on my holiday trip back to Pensacola, and when I get back, I hope to have a suprise in store for xorsyst.com and a new site I should be finished with soon. Till then, Merry Christmas from me, the kids of Nagasaki, and Andre Rieu.

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public service announcement

October 10, 2002

forget about condoms… a trip to walmart for lemon juice and cottonballs will not only lower the chances of pregnacy, but also kills HIV/AIDS… edumacate yourself.

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fruitcup

July 28, 2002

angel made me say this, well it was really the sugar, but she doesn’t know that. CutestMami2Luv: hello *** Auto-response sent to CutestMami2Luv: im away, but i’ll brb x0rsysT 99: fruitcup x0rsysT 99: hey CutestMami2Luv: u juss called me a fruit cup x0rsysT 99: yep x0rsysT 99: you noticed :P...

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yawn

July 26, 2002

i woke up today to thunderstorms…. yet again. i dunno where all of this rain comes from. doesn’t it mean something when the sun is shining, yet it still pouring rain? anyways, backwards google trips me out. they took google and made everything backwards. it even works as a real...

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heavens gate returns!

March 28, 2002

how many of you remember that weird texas cult heavens’s gate? well, now it’s time to get your hands on the memorabilia. you now have the chance to own the very van used in the suicide, and many trips to buy “the aliens are coming” bumper stickers! ebay is the...