im not pregnant!


According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you’ll have: 39 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:
Sex: male
Birth weight: 8 lbs. 15 oz.
Length at birth: 8 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 10%
Most likely defect: infant-acne

take the pregnancy test! thanks lindsey.

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